BirdSmack. » Seals http://www.birdsmack.com Middle Finger Solutions. Wed, 12 Oct 2011 01:59:31 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 New Product Launch: Seal De-Oiler! http://www.birdsmack.com/new-product-launch-seal-de-oiler/ http://www.birdsmack.com/new-product-launch-seal-de-oiler/#comments Thu, 15 Jul 2010 17:34:56 +0000 PierreSmack http://www.birdsmack.com/?p=1089 Today BirdSmack Industries is proud to announce the launch of our newest product, Seal De-Oiler™! Simply rub Seal De-Oiler on any oil-covered seal, and watch the oil just magically melt away!

This revolutionary compound enables cleanup workers to cleanse all the seals affected by the BP Oil spill. It’s just another way we’re putting middle finger technology to work for YOU, seals.

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