BirdSmack.

Clean Up Your Act

JonSmack — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 12:07:31 +0000

Dear BP, Transocean, and Haliburton, Thanks for nothing. F U, Earth.

New Product Launch: Seal De-Oiler!

PierreSmack — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 17:34:56 +0000

Today BirdSmack Industries is proud to announce the launch of our newest product, Seal De-Oiler™! Simply rub Seal De-Oiler on any oil-covered seal, and watch the oil just magically melt away!

This revolutionary compound enables cleanup workers to cleanse all the seals affected by the BP Oil spill. It’s just another way we’re putting middle finger technology to work for YOU, seals.

BirdSmack Industries Reduces Water Usage

PierreSmack — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 22:07:40 +0000

Dear partners, stakeholders and customers of BirdSmack Industries, a division of BirdSmack Corporation:

It’s been a while since we updated you on the state of our business, but it’s just because we’ve been busy. Today we’re thrilled to announce that we’ve reduced water usage by 30% in our BirdSmack Smelting and Refining Division! It’s just one more way BirdSmack is working towards brighter, more efficient, streamlined, and planet-friendly middle finger solutions.

Wine Middle Finger

PierreSmack — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 21:25:20 +0000

Cheers!

Heart Middle Finger

PierreSmack — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 14:56:33 +0000

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Snowman Middle Finger

PierreSmack — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 17:27:20 +0000

For when it’s ice cold.

Turtle Middle Finger

PierreSmack — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 02:38:03 +0000

Some occasions for use:
1. A turtle bites you.
2. Slow people are in front of you.
3. Someone messes with your shell.

Bike Middle Finger

PierreSmack — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 02:55:10 +0000

To bike thieves everywhere.

Lightning Middle Finger

PierreSmack — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 04:00:04 +0000

Use this BirdSmack in times of grave misfortune.

Foliage Middle Finger

PierreSmack — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 03:10:10 +0000