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		<title>Pacifier Middle Finger</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 14:56:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GuestSmacker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Suck it, baby]]></description>
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<p>Suck it, baby</p>
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		<title>Ancient Papyrus Middle Finger</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 02:35:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GuestSmacker</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://my.qoop.com/store/6565481213248190/1401365420755/"><img style="border: 1px solid black;" src="http://my.qoop.com/store/6565481213248190/1401365420755/large.jpg" alt="PapyrusBirdSmack" /></a></p>
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		<title>Map Middle Finger</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 01:14:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LorreSmack</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Directions]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Google this!]]></description>
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<p>Google this!</p>
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		<title>Palin Middle Finger</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 01:08:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LorreSmack</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;As for that VP talk all the time, I&#8217;ll tell you, I still can&#8217;t answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?&#8221; &#8211; Sarah Palin on CNBC&#8217;s &#8220;Kudlow &#38; Co&#8221;, July 2008 (Watch video clip)]]></description>
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<p>&#8220;As for that VP talk all the time, I&#8217;ll tell you, I still can&#8217;t answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?&#8221; &#8211; Sarah Palin on CNBC&#8217;s &#8220;Kudlow &amp; Co&#8221;, July 2008 (<a onclick="zT(this, '1/XJ')" href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/08/29/sarah-palin-what-exactly_n_122514.html">Watch video clip</a>)</p>
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		<title>Gift Middle Finger</title>
		<link>http://www.birdsmack.com/gift-middle-finger/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 12:58:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LorreSmack</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hope you like it! Sorry, no returns.]]></description>
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<p>Hope you like it! Sorry, no returns.</p>
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		<title>Suggestion Box Middle Finger</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 12:52:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LorreSmack</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ll be sure to get right on it.]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;ll be sure to get right on it.</p>
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		<title>Neuticles! &#8220;real&#8221; fake dog balls</title>
		<link>http://www.birdsmack.com/neuticles-real-fake-dog-balls/</link>
		<comments>http://www.birdsmack.com/neuticles-real-fake-dog-balls/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 12:48:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GuestSmacker</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.birdsmack.com/?p=465</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;re not the only one lacking a pair. http://www.neuticles.com/]]></description>
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<p>You&#8217;re not the only one lacking a pair.</p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Arial;"><a href="http://www.neuticles.com/" target="_blank">http://www.neuticles.com/</a></span></p>
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		<title>Microphone Middle Finger</title>
		<link>http://www.birdsmack.com/microphone-middle-finger/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 00:17:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GuestSmacker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Enjoy my poetry slam]]></description>
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<p>Enjoy my poetry slam</p>
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		<title>Bon Jovi Middle Finger</title>
		<link>http://www.birdsmack.com/bon-jovi-middle-finger/</link>
		<comments>http://www.birdsmack.com/bon-jovi-middle-finger/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 01:53:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GuestSmacker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Take it in, take it with you when you go.]]></description>
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<p>Take it in, take it with you when you go.</p>
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