
Ninjas still exist! And they can still silently kick your ass.

Ninjas still exist! And they can still silently kick your ass.

Sip on this.
Big Daddy Drew over at Deadspin featured the Masshole in his column today. Hotness. It makes us want to eat lots of chowda. Drew’s got a new book called “Men With Balls”, with a capital With, that you should check out here.
In honor of this moment, we will begin immediate construction of a beer hat Birdsmack. Watch this space.
Update: BeerSmack now available!
For all y’all Deadspin fans checking out BirdSmack for the first time, you should know the following:
-In the beginning, it was about the Inspector
-In the middle, it was about the Bandito.
-Right now, you can subscribe to fresh delivery of, um, fresh Birdsmacks, right here.

Feeling lucky?

Check out this listing.

Read ‘em and weep.

On September 5th, 2008, BirdSmack.com went live. There was no Beta test, no stealth mode, no pussy-footin’ around. Boom, we went straight LIVE, just like that.
To make it official, we made up a nice business card over at MeeID featuring our pal, The Bandito.
Check out some recent guest submissions and our shout-out on Rags’s blog. Or just go out and BirdSmack someone that needs a good middle finger solution.

Enjoy my poetry slam