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		<title>Light Bulb &#8211; French TV rips off BirdSmack.com!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 03:22:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PierreSmack</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dedicated to Canal+, a major French television station. They directly copied several of our BirdSmacks and used them on a recent show without mentioning where they stole the idea. Comment va dire, &#8220;copyright&#8221;? We are somewhat honored. The offending video can currently be seen at this link, then click on &#8220;Emission du 09-12-2008&#8243;, then click [...]]]></description>
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<p>Dedicated to Canal+, a major French television station. They directly copied several of our BirdSmacks and used them on a recent show without mentioning where they stole the idea. Comment va dire, &#8220;copyright&#8221;? We are somewhat honored.</p>
<p>The offending video <a href="http://www.canalplus.fr/index.php?pid=2244">can currently be seen at this link</a>, then click on &#8220;Emission du 09-12-2008&#8243;, then click on &#8220;Partie 4&#8243;, then wait through a 10-second commercial. They don&#8217;t make it easy to share, do they? It&#8217;s almost like they are worried about someone stealing their work&#8230;</p>
<p><strong>Update</strong> &#8211; the video is no longer available on the Canal+ website, at least not that we can find.</p>
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		<title>Extreme Craft action</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 01:53:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PierreSmack</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When&#8217;s the last time you did a craft project? Well creating a BirdSmack means getting to enjoy a little craft time. It&#8217;s relaxing and satisfying, and you should give it a try. For some inspiration, check out Garth&#8217;s Extreme Craft blog. We love his tagline, especially the part about &#8220;craft extending its middle finger&#8221;. This [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When&#8217;s the last time you did a craft project? Well creating a BirdSmack means getting to enjoy a little craft time. It&#8217;s relaxing and satisfying, and you should give it a try.</p>
<p><a href="http://extremecraft.typepad.com/extreme_craft/2008/10/gilmour-is-more.html"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-506" title="chris-gilmour-extreme-craft" src="http://www.birdsmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/chris-gilmour-extreme-craft-300x216.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="216" /></a></p>
<p>For some inspiration, check out Garth&#8217;s <a href="http://extremecraft.com/">Extreme Craft</a> blog. We love his tagline, especially the part about &#8220;craft extending its middle finger&#8221;.</p>
<p>This is mega-craft. Super-craft. Check out <a href="http://extremecraft.typepad.com/extreme_craft/2008/10/gilmour-is-more.html">his post on Chris Gilmour</a>, who makes these elaborate pieces entirely out of cardboard. Whoa.</p>
<p>Garth posted about BirdSmack today, and we are honored! So check out his site and succumb to its crafty charms.</p>
<p>From: <a href="http://extremecraft.com/">http://extremecraft.com/</a></p>
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		<title>Deadspin and the Masshole</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 02:15:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PierreSmack</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Big Daddy Drew over at Deadspin featured the Masshole in his column today. Hotness. It makes us want to eat lots of chowda. Drew&#8217;s got a new book called &#8220;Men With Balls&#8221;, with a capital With, that you should check out here. In honor of this moment, we will begin immediate construction of a beer [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.birdsmack.com/2008/07/12/from-beantown-with-love/"><img class="size-medium wp-image-17 alignleft" style="float: left; margin-right: 10px;" title="Masshole" src="http://www.birdsmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/masshole-225x300.jpg" alt="Masshole" width="225" height="300" /></a>Big Daddy Drew over at Deadspin featured the Masshole <a href="http://deadspin.com/5051403/the-death-of-the-black-quarterback--jamboroo-week-3">in his column today</a>. Hotness. It makes us want to eat lots of chowda. Drew&#8217;s got a new book called &#8220;Men With Balls&#8221;, with a capital With, that you should check out <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Men-Balls-Professional-Athletes-Handbook/dp/0316023078/ref=pd_bbs_2?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1210960932&amp;sr=8-2">here</a>.</p>
<p>In honor of this moment, we will begin immediate construction of a beer hat Birdsmack. Watch this space. <em><strong></strong></em></p>
<p><em><strong>Update</strong>: <a href="http://www.birdsmack.com/beer-hat-middle-finger/">BeerSmack now available</a>!</em></p>
<p>For all y&#8217;all Deadspin fans checking out BirdSmack for the first time, you should know the following:</p>
<p>-In the beginning, it was about <a href="http://www.birdsmack.com/the-inspector-middle-finger/">the Inspector</a></p>
<p>-In the middle, it was about <a href="http://www.birdsmack.com/the-bandito-middle-finger/">the Bandito</a>.</p>
<p>-Right now, you can subscribe to fresh delivery of, um, fresh Birdsmacks, <a href="http://www.birdsmack.com/subscribe/">right here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Oh, it&#8217;s on AND it&#8217;s go-time</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 01:51:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PierreSmack</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On September 5th, 2008, BirdSmack.com went live. There was no Beta test, no stealth mode, no pussy-footin&#8217; around. Boom, we went straight LIVE, just like that. To make it official, we made up a nice business card over at MeeID featuring our pal, The Bandito. Check out some recent guest submissions and our shout-out on [...]]]></description>
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<p>On September 5th, 2008, BirdSmack.com went live. There was no Beta test, no stealth mode, no pussy-footin&#8217; around. Boom, we went straight LIVE, just like that.</p>
<p>To make it official, we made up a nice business card over at MeeID featuring our pal, The Bandito.</p>
<p>Check out some recent <a href="http://www.birdsmack.com/microphone-middle-finger/">guest</a> <a href="http://www.birdsmack.com/bon-jovi-middle-finger/">submissions</a> and our shout-out on <a href="http://www.ragsgupta.com/weblog/2008/09/off-topic-birdsmack---middle-finger-solutions.html">Rags&#8217;s blog</a>. Or just go out and BirdSmack someone that needs a good middle finger solution.</p>
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		<title>Beware the blue-gold macaw</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 18:48:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JonSmack</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is not a BirdSmack, it&#8217;s a picture of my middle finger after a macaw bit a chunk out of it. This is a special F U going out to that special macaw. I hope he chokes on my flesh.]]></description>
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<p>This is not a BirdSmack, it&#8217;s a picture of my middle finger after a macaw bit a chunk out of it. This is a special F U going out to that special macaw. I hope he chokes on my flesh.</p>
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