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	<title>BirdSmack. &#187; JonSmack</title>
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	<description>Middle Finger Solutions.</description>
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		<title>Clean Up Your Act</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 12:07:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JonSmack</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[BP]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Environmental]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Oil]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear BP, Transocean, and Haliburton, Thanks for nothing. F U, Earth.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear BP, Transocean, and Haliburton, Thanks for nothing. F U, Earth.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1093" title="Oil Rig BirdSmack" src="http://www.birdsmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/67.-Oil-Rig-BirdSmack-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></p>
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		<title>Merry Christmas Middle Finger</title>
		<link>http://www.birdsmack.com/merry-christmas-middle-finger/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 17:25:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JonSmack</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Christmas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gift]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Photosynthetic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Present]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Special Occasions]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Bah humbug.]]></description>
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<p>Bah humbug.</p>
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		<title>Crab Middle Finger</title>
		<link>http://www.birdsmack.com/crab-middle-finger/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 17:17:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JonSmack</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Characters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Crabs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Crustacean]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gross]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nature]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nautical]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Scary]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;ve got crabs!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.birdsmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/youve_got_crabs.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-666 alignnone" title="youve_got_crabs" src="http://www.birdsmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/youve_got_crabs-300x225.jpg" alt="crab middle finger" width="300" height="225" /></a></p>
<p>You&#8217;ve got crabs!</p>
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		<title>Copyright Middle Finger</title>
		<link>http://www.birdsmack.com/copyright-middle-finger/</link>
		<comments>http://www.birdsmack.com/copyright-middle-finger/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 17:12:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JonSmack</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[BirdSmacks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Copyright]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Document]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Feedback]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Copyright THIS!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.birdsmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/copywrite1.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-662" title="copywrite1" src="http://www.birdsmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/copywrite1-221x300.jpg" alt="" width="221" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>Copyright THIS!</p>
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		<title>Ninja Middle Finger</title>
		<link>http://www.birdsmack.com/ninja-middle-finger/</link>
		<comments>http://www.birdsmack.com/ninja-middle-finger/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 15:49:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JonSmack</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[BirdSmacks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ninja]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Scary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stealthy]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ninjas still exist! And they can still silently kick your ass.]]></description>
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<p>Ninjas still exist! And they can still silently kick your ass.</p>
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		<title>Police Lineup Middle Finger</title>
		<link>http://www.birdsmack.com/police-lineup-middle-finger/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 18:25:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JonSmack</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[BirdSmacks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mug Shot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Prison]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Have fun with your new cell mate. And don&#8217;t drop the soap in the shower.]]></description>
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<p>Have fun with your new cell mate. And don&#8217;t drop the soap in the shower.</p>
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		<title>Peace Sign Middle Finger</title>
		<link>http://www.birdsmack.com/peace-sign-middle-finger/</link>
		<comments>http://www.birdsmack.com/peace-sign-middle-finger/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 01:06:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JonSmack</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[BirdSmacks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Peace]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s just be friends.]]></description>
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<p>Let&#8217;s just be friends.</p>
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		<title>Mummy Middle Finger</title>
		<link>http://www.birdsmack.com/mummy-middle-finger/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 12:20:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JonSmack</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[BirdSmacks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bandages]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Spooky]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Egyptologists find bizarre new mummy&#8230; in the musty tomb of Pharoah Upyourassmin.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-132" title="the-mummy1" src="http://www.birdsmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/the-mummy1-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<p>Egyptologists find bizarre new mummy&#8230; in the musty tomb of Pharoah Upyourassmin.</p>
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		<title>Red Pepper Middle Finger</title>
		<link>http://www.birdsmack.com/red-pepper-middle-finger/</link>
		<comments>http://www.birdsmack.com/red-pepper-middle-finger/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 12:01:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JonSmack</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[BirdSmacks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vegetable]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Eat this.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-137" title="red_pepper" src="http://www.birdsmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/red_pepper-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<p>Eat this.</p>
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		<title>Beware the blue-gold macaw</title>
		<link>http://www.birdsmack.com/beware-the-blue-gold-maca/</link>
		<comments>http://www.birdsmack.com/beware-the-blue-gold-maca/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 18:48:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JonSmack</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Birdsmack News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[RealitySmacks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Avian]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is not a BirdSmack, it&#8217;s a picture of my middle finger after a macaw bit a chunk out of it. This is a special F U going out to that special macaw. I hope he chokes on my flesh.]]></description>
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<p>This is not a BirdSmack, it&#8217;s a picture of my middle finger after a macaw bit a chunk out of it. This is a special F U going out to that special macaw. I hope he chokes on my flesh.</p>
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