Author Archive

Clean Up Your Act

July 16th, 2010

Dear BP, Transocean, and Haliburton, Thanks for nothing. F U, Earth.

Merry Christmas Middle Finger

December 19th, 2008

Bah humbug.

Crab Middle Finger

December 19th, 2008

crab middle finger

You’ve got crabs!

Copyright Middle Finger

December 19th, 2008

Copyright THIS!

Ninja Middle Finger

September 22nd, 2008

Ninjas still exist! And they can still silently kick your ass.

Police Lineup Middle Finger

September 19th, 2008

Have fun with your new cell mate. And don’t drop the soap in the shower.

Peace Sign Middle Finger

September 18th, 2008

Let’s just be friends.

Mummy Middle Finger

August 31st, 2008

Egyptologists find bizarre new mummy… in the musty tomb of Pharoah Upyourassmin.

Red Pepper Middle Finger

August 31st, 2008

Eat this.

Beware the blue-gold macaw

August 30th, 2008

This is not a BirdSmack, it’s a picture of my middle finger after a macaw bit a chunk out of it. This is a special F U going out to that special macaw. I hope he chokes on my flesh.