Archive for September, 2008

Gift Middle Finger

September 25th, 2008

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Hope you like it! Sorry, no returns.

Suggestion Box Middle Finger

September 25th, 2008

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I’ll be sure to get right on it.

Neuticles! “real” fake dog balls

September 25th, 2008

You’re not the only one lacking a pair.

http://www.neuticles.com/

Ninja Middle Finger

September 22nd, 2008

Ninjas still exist! And they can still silently kick your ass.

Police Lineup Middle Finger

September 19th, 2008

Have fun with your new cell mate. And don’t drop the soap in the shower.

Beer Hat Middle Finger

September 19th, 2008

Sip on this.

Deadspin and the Masshole

September 18th, 2008

MassholeBig Daddy Drew over at Deadspin featured the Masshole in his column today. Hotness. It makes us want to eat lots of chowda. Drew’s got a new book called “Men With Balls”, with a capital With, that you should check out here.

In honor of this moment, we will begin immediate construction of a beer hat Birdsmack. Watch this space.

Update: BeerSmack now available!

For all y’all Deadspin fans checking out BirdSmack for the first time, you should know the following:

-In the beginning, it was about the Inspector

-In the middle, it was about the Bandito.

-Right now, you can subscribe to fresh delivery of, um, fresh Birdsmacks, right here.

Peace Sign Middle Finger

September 18th, 2008

Let’s just be friends.

Wishbone Middle Finger

September 14th, 2008

Feeling lucky?

Lego House Middle Finger

September 14th, 2008

Check out this listing.