
Egyptologists find bizarre new mummy… in the musty tomb of Pharoah Upyourassmin.

Egyptologists find bizarre new mummy… in the musty tomb of Pharoah Upyourassmin.

Eat this.

Here’s a balloon for you, buckaroo.

Oh, it’s raining alright.

This light is the worst.

No really, you look HOT.

Now go find some chicks.

Just watch out for my tulip.

This is not a BirdSmack, it’s a picture of my middle finger after a macaw bit a chunk out of it. This is a special F U going out to that special macaw. I hope he chokes on my flesh.

What a nasty little kitty!