Dear BP, Transocean, and Haliburton, Thanks for nothing. F U, Earth.
New Product Launch: Seal De-Oiler!
By PierreSmackToday BirdSmack Industries is proud to announce the launch of our newest product, Seal De-Oiler™! Simply rub Seal De-Oiler on any oil-covered seal, and watch the oil just magically melt away!
This revolutionary compound enables cleanup workers to cleanse all the seals affected by the BP Oil spill. It’s just another way we’re putting middle finger technology to work for YOU, seals.
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BirdSmack Industries Reduces Water Usage
By PierreSmackDear partners, stakeholders and customers of BirdSmack Industries, a division of BirdSmack Corporation:
It’s been a while since we updated you on the state of our business, but it’s just because we’ve been busy. Today we’re thrilled to announce that we’ve reduced water usage by 30% in our BirdSmack Smelting and Refining Division! It’s just one more way BirdSmack is working towards brighter, more efficient, streamlined, and planet-friendly middle finger solutions.
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Wine Middle Finger
By PierreSmack
Cheers!
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Heart Middle Finger
By PierreSmack
Happy Valentine’s Day!
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Snowman Middle Finger
By PierreSmack
For when it’s ice cold.
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Turtle Middle Finger
By PierreSmack
Some occasions for use:
1. A turtle bites you.
2. Slow people are in front of you.
3. Someone messes with your shell.
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Bike Middle Finger
By PierreSmack
To bike thieves everywhere.
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Lightning Middle Finger
By PierreSmack
Use this BirdSmack in times of grave misfortune.
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