Clean Up Your Act

July 16th, 2010 by JonSmack No comments »

Dear BP, Transocean, and Haliburton, Thanks for nothing. F U, Earth.

New Product Launch: Seal De-Oiler!

July 15th, 2010 by PierreSmack No comments »

Today BirdSmack Industries is proud to announce the launch of our newest product, Seal De-Oiler™! Simply rub Seal De-Oiler on any oil-covered seal, and watch the oil just magically melt away!

This revolutionary compound enables cleanup workers to cleanse all the seals affected by the BP Oil spill. It’s just another way we’re putting middle finger technology to work for YOU, seals.

BirdSmack Industries Reduces Water Usage

July 11th, 2010 by PierreSmack No comments »

Dear partners, stakeholders and customers of BirdSmack Industries, a division of BirdSmack Corporation:

It’s been a while since we updated you on the state of our business, but it’s just because we’ve been busy. Today we’re thrilled to announce that we’ve reduced water usage by 30% in our BirdSmack Smelting and Refining Division! It’s just one more way BirdSmack is working towards brighter, more efficient, streamlined, and planet-friendly middle finger solutions.

Wine Middle Finger

February 18th, 2010 by PierreSmack No comments »

Cheers!

Heart Middle Finger

February 12th, 2010 by PierreSmack No comments »

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Snowman Middle Finger

February 5th, 2010 by PierreSmack No comments »

For when it’s ice cold.

Turtle Middle Finger

November 8th, 2009 by PierreSmack No comments »

Turtle

Some occasions for use:
1. A turtle bites you.
2. Slow people are in front of you.
3. Someone messes with your shell.

Bike Middle Finger

November 7th, 2009 by PierreSmack No comments »

Bike

To bike thieves everywhere.

Lightning Middle Finger

November 4th, 2009 by PierreSmack No comments »

Unlucky Guy

Use this BirdSmack in times of grave misfortune.

Foliage Middle Finger

October 29th, 2009 by PierreSmack No comments »

Foliage